IN MY UNDERWEAR!!!!Now I know I have some explaining to do, but how about some background first.
Getting locked out is one of my biggest fears... EVER
Every time I leave my room even if for a very short period of time I check my bag for my keys.

...Not the kind of checking where you jingle your purse for reassurance because you have ability to tell the difference between the "change jingle" and the "keys jingle".
More like the kind where I stop dead in my tracks with my foot holding my apt. door ajar while I fish through my giganormous bag until I have them in my hands, and have verified that I'm actually holding my keys by turning on the hallway lights.
HOWEVER this morning was DIFFERENT.
In fact, it wasn't morning at all.
I woke up at 2pm (the time of my scheduled Dr's appointment), still extremely tired, and a little tipsy from the previous night's activities.
PAUSE...
There is an exception that I've forgotten to mention.
I ONLY don't take my keys with me when I'm going to the WC (Water Closet) which is located down the hall.
Instead, I stop the door with the sleeve of a coat hanging on the back of it, always stopping to test security.
So this morning/afternoon I did just that.
However while in the WC I hear a loud SLAM!!!
NO WAY
NO WAY
NO WAY
I run out of the bathroom only to find my door CLOSED & LOCKED
While I'm barefoot and wearing only a pair of hankies and my boyfriends gray t-shirt.
WW*KR*D???
She does what anyone would do.
You tug at your door hoping that THIS one time your auto-lock door failed to do just that.
WRONG!
LOCKED the real kind.
I bang on my neighbors door and she's not in her room... so I scream her name down the stairway in helplessness and I'm pleasantly surprised when I hear her respond.
She gives me flops and I'm OFF...
To where you ask...
OUTSIDE to ring the guardian's bell and ask for a spare.
Note: It's mid-day and the streets are swarming with people.
Thankfully enough, on the 2nd try (2nd free peep-show) the spare key I'm given actually works. I could have cried with joy.
Instead.
I threw on yoga pants and a tank, ran to my Dr's office and then to class.
What next??
A VERY strong vodka cocktail.

Cheers!